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Jul 17, 2007, 05:18 PM // 17:18
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2007
Guild: USSR
Profession: D/
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your favorite in game chuck norris joke
chuck norris doesnt sleep... he waits
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Jul 17, 2007, 09:59 PM // 21:59
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Astral Revenants
Profession: P/W
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Hmm, game specific ones? Haven't heard any so I'll make one up.
Chuck Norris doesn't farm Trolls. Trolls farm Chuck Norris. |
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Jul 18, 2007, 12:21 AM // 00:21
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere between the Real World and Tyria ;P
Guild: The Gothic Embrace [Goth]
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked me in the balls and only his ankle broke
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Jul 18, 2007, 12:23 AM // 00:23
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Washington
Guild: Holy Angels
Profession: W/
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Oh, these jokes make me laugh all the time, heres one:
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice. |
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Jul 18, 2007, 12:59 AM // 00:59
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Crimson King
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Resplendent Makuun
Guild: Song of the Forsaken
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The credits at the end at Walker: Texas Ranger episodes aren't actually credits, it's just a list of people Chuck Norris killed that episode.
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Jul 18, 2007, 03:48 AM // 03:48
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: Just a ramblin' man, no place to call home...
Profession: W/
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Chuck Norris is the only person to ever recieve the Nobel Peace Prize for Killing.
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Jul 18, 2007, 06:23 AM // 06:23
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Insane & Inhumane
Join Date: Feb 2006
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This died like 2 years ago.
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Jul 18, 2007, 04:12 PM // 16:12
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Crimson King
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Resplendent Makuun
Guild: Song of the Forsaken
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Quote:
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Jul 18, 2007, 04:52 PM // 16:52
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2007
Guild: USSR
Profession: D/
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once a bear ran into chuck norris, chuck norris showed him his fist and the bear proceeded to eat itself because it was less painful
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Jul 18, 2007, 06:13 PM // 18:13
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: -... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-
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Chuck Norris was originally casted as the lead actor in the television series 24, but he was cut by the producers for saving the world in 12 hours, 38 mins, 8 seconds.
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Jul 18, 2007, 06:36 PM // 18:36
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Sitting in the guildhall, watching the wallows frolic.
Guild: Trinity of the ascended [SMS]+[Koss]+[TAM]=[ToA]
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Mcgyver>Chucky
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Jul 18, 2007, 07:54 PM // 19:54
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Site Legend
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris > Trub
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Old Skool '05
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Jul 18, 2007, 09:22 PM // 21:22
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Jul 2006
Guild: It's Not Pediofilia If The Kids [dead]
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Amish>all
close pl0x 
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Jul 18, 2007, 09:26 PM // 21:26
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2006
Guild: [ToA]
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Chuck norris is so powerful that even a mesmer cant counter him. Even an amish mesmer ^_^.
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Jul 19, 2007, 01:51 PM // 13:51
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jun 2006
Guild: chinese food
Profession: N/Mo
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Chuck norris can hit through shadow form
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Jul 19, 2007, 09:17 PM // 21:17
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Nov 2006
Guild: I need a guild, R5 KOBD
Profession: N/
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Chuck Norris's urine is the only known effective griffon repelant.
Chuck Norris's bone staff is made of both his femurs and a tibia, he simply regrew them. Whenever you see a mob of creeps running one direction, it's because Chuck Norris is in the other. Chuck Norris's beard can block Pure Strike. and finally... America has taken the favor of Chuck Norris from Europe.... |
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Jul 19, 2007, 09:42 PM // 21:42
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Jul 2007
Guild: USSR
Profession: D/
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chuck norris tears can cure cancer... too bad chuck norris never cries
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Jul 20, 2007, 02:24 AM // 02:24
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Kamaspama
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Nunya Bizness
Guild: pupu / SLAP
Profession: W/
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And Bruce Lee is over rated. People still think he can do his one inch punch and people fly 15 feet. I've seen some of the old training videos, and it's a bunch of people throwing themselves around when the other guy barely hits them..... And to keep on topic. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
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Jul 20, 2007, 04:34 AM // 04:34
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Crimson King
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Resplendent Makuun
Guild: Song of the Forsaken
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Bruce Lee ripped out Chuck Norris' chest hair. Bruce Lee is also dead.
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Jul 20, 2007, 10:47 AM // 10:47
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: May 2006
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"Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris walked on Jesus"
only one can remember that hasn't been said yet
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